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28 October, 2012

Friday Funny ...and a bit naughty (published on Saturday)

LORD, THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER


Judy got married to Ted and had 13 children.  Ted died of cancer.

She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.

Judy again remarried, and this time she & John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died after having 25 children. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,  "Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend Margaret, "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied, "I think he means her legs, Ethel."



3 comments:

JoZart said...

Oooh, you are naughty.... but I like you!
Jo x

Samantha Elliott said...

Very good Ros! Nice to see I am not the only comedienne around! See my blog on Fridays for some funnies!
x

Darnell J Knauss said...

ROTFLMAO. That doesn't look right. Instead of "rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off," it looks like what you would type if you were trying to type the sound a fart makes.