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A Page for Having a Laugh

Thought it would be fun to have a separate page for things that are funny. Sometimes I'm reminded of things that have made me laugh that can be shared but not in the flow of posts. I will say at the outset that some of these have been on the "email circuit" so if you read them many times either enjoy again or skip over them.

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Never Argue with a Woman

21st June, 2012.  I was reminded of this when Hettie posted a funny story the other day. It's all about turning perceptions upside down... 

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading. ''Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

2 comments:

Samantha Elliott said...

Very funny Ros!

Cardarian said...

ha, ha, ha .....loved that one!!!
Hugs,
Cardarian